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in firsttime •  7 years ago 

Aloha [no-longer] blank page.

Tis been a little h'while, oui? C'est vrai?

Ah, there it is: the anxious pang in my midsection.. It's pinchy distal to the stomach, but spazzy in the intestines.. Y'kno, just uncomfortable in general.

Ok cool, body pain. Let's acknowledge and zap some'a dat out.

If this dendritic retrieval serves me correctly, genu refers to the knee. My left medial collateral ligament ("MCL" as the kids call it) took a nice bashing from a partially-open drawer a few days ago. Hey man, I'm glad it was the ligament and not purely muscle! That extra hematoma woulda been m0ar inconvenient...

Well, eSteem seems an intriguing concept...


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pondering ways this medium will help me help the world


A few things I'd love to do:

  1. Make the distribution of free food completely LEGAL

  2. Collaborate with other conscious minds for optimistic musings & solutions brainstorming

  3. Rehabilitate astronauts when they return from space (I'm a licenced/certified massage therapist; it'd be awesome to aid in their acclimation!)

  4. Unravel the conditioned narcissism that's setting back the youth tremendously

  5. Play with a tiger cub

aaaaand cue the nieces requiring attention!

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