Wanna Fool Me? Find Out What I Want To Be True

in foolsday •  7 years ago  (edited)


Teaching an old dog new tricks is no easy task. Some say it cannot be done.

Trying to trick an old dog with old tricks is a likewise lost cause.

Unless You Know What Diogi Wishes For!

 
Ok, first let's go over Diogi. Some of you may know this name.

Say it out loud as you think it would phonetically sound. Di - O - Gi.

What did you just spell? D - O - G

Know you now exactly what the name Diogi means. And now you know, cause I just told ya.

What Does Diogi Wish For?

 
Probably a big fat juicy bone is my best guess.

Seems it may not be too hard to fool an old dog after all.

I bet he'd fall for a bone trick, or bite you depending on his mood.

But The Diogi I Refer To Is Me!

 
I'm not too old a Diogi yet, but I'm no young fool. Or so I thought. (see what I did there?)

Ok. I'll concede the young part of the above sentence.

I'm not young anymore, but I can still be a fool.

The FOOL's News I Fell For

 
Haha. I guess I really wanted this one to be true.
It popped up on my news feed and I jumped on it faster than a hacker's wet dream.

Mark Zuckerberg Resigns As CEO Of Facebook

 
My kids have been trying to fool me. Wife and friends too. Every other article on the net right now is a spoof.


But Zuk parting with Facebook got me. If you have any psychological insights, now would be the time to share them.

You old dogs. Woof. Woof.

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Diogi is so cute ! Well all dogs are :) @inalittlewhile and they're easy to please too. Sometimes I feel we don't deserve these loyal, most forgiving beings. Dogs are truly our best friend (as childish as they may be, I read that they're somewhat a 2-3 years old 'kid,' a claim based on their level of intelligence and understanding)

Haha. They do part (at least some do) from the 2 - 3 year old behavior if anyone acts like a threat or messes with your home. :):):)

We all have our fooled Diogi moment at least once... lol
I'm sure they had a blast setting that prank on you.

Yep. I should have shared it on FB. Some of their employees would have likely been startled. :)

It pays to be a lap dog. Three dogs (from First Class cabins!) survived the sinking of the Titanic – two Pomeranians and one Pekingese.

Dear Sir,

In reply to sir's request for psychological insights, I submit URL to website for your consideration.

http://www.zuckschumer.com/

Would you please in website scan memes having to do with criminally incestuous relationship of Zuckerberg and appartchik Chuck Schumer, mayb in yourself-determined Gestalht therapy way, I'd be very appreciate. And think that effort to provide much basis for further interesting discussion.

Thanks.

I am elderchild

I'm going to make a suggestion. Take it or leave it. Don't put links in comments. Even if I knew you, who's to say your account hasn't been hacked?

There are so many phishing scams on Steemit. It's really not a good way to introduce yourself.

Ok, will do, thx