Hey, what is up on the Internets today? It’s another Thursday morning here on the West Coast and time for me to write some shit. Because the world is a fucked up place and what else can you do besides grow food and bitch, am I right? Usually no, but whatever.
So do I have to write about fucking Israel and Palestine now? Probably not, but what the fuck is wrong with these people? Always fighting over dumb shit. And it is all dumb shit because it all seems to come down to these two groups believing that God gave them the same piece of land. Seems to me like they should be mad at God for double booking at this point. Apparently God is just like any other tyrant. He gets his subjects to fight with each other while he takes all of their money. What they ought to do is both show up at his place like in that old Brandi and Monica video and force him to explain himself. But they won’t do that. And I know there’s actually a very complicated situation there with a bunch of fucked up history, But I can’t help but notice that just one side has all the guns, and bombs, and tanks, and jets, and the other side seems to mostly just have rocks. Seems like one side seems to have the best propaganda too. I mean for one thing if you say anything bad about Israel, someone, somewhere is going to label you an anti-semite. Because if a lot of bad shit has happened to someone in the past, then that makes it perfectly acceptable to do bad shit to others. But also, I saw this video recently of a very attractive woman in an IDF uniform doing a bunch of provocative poses saying “Do I look like I can murder innocent children to you? And I’m thinking “Yes. Absolutely yes.’ I mean,sure, I’d fuck her brains out, but that’s hardly any indication of her being a good person. In fact It’s probably just that much more evidence that she’s a bad person. And top this all off with the fact that once side of this conflict is backed up by the greatest empire in the world and in history. One thing history has shown me is that the people backed up by the most powerful empire in the world are probably assholes. But I don’t know. Whatever happens, I’m rooting for the comet.
But speaking of shit coming from outer space, apparently the Pentagon is supposed to declassify all of it’s information on UFOs soon. I forget when (maybe it already happened?) But I guess congress passed a thing saying they had to. So that should be interesting, but it keeps making me think of this conspiracy theory I read about way back in the early 90’s. And for the record all I actually read was an ad in a catalog for a book I can’t remember the name of. But what I remember is that this nameless book was supposed to be about how the U.S. Government was going to stage an alien event in 1999 that would be the catalyst to bring about a one-world government. Now of course, this was supposed to happen 22 years ago, but hey, maybe the conditions weren’t quite right yet. Maybe the population wasn’t quite propagandized enough.Or maybe the whole thing was part of yet another disinformation campaign which would make people more likely to believe it when they did decide to actually pull it off two decades later. Or maybe, just maybe I’m stoned and letting my pothead imagination run wild again, as I tend to do. So maybe I’ll just leave off here with a fuck it, before it fucks you.