-Contributing To Entropy Since 1992.
-You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
-Remember that guy that gave up? Neither does no one else.
-Buddy, can you paradigm?
-I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock!
-Don’t judge me. I was born to awesome.i.e., Not Perfect.
-Time flies… After you hit the snooze button
-3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that won’t cry, lips than won’t lie, and love that won’t die.
-You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because the reality is finally better than your dreams.
-When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
-I love you with the breath, the smiles and the tears of all my life.
-Please don’t forget to smile.
-It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
-Me fail English? That’s impossible.
-Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
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-I’m COOL but Global Warming made me HOT
-People call me ” Mike”. But, you can call me tonight. 😉
-Stop being in the Rat Race and start living your life.
-Of course, I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my a$$.
Truly speaking this didn't shock me at all, I am used to this kind of information.