I go to the checkout with a basket of groceries. I stand in line and suddenly hear “boom”, “boom”, I turn around and look, there is a mother with a child and the child is kicking my basket. I point my finger at him and say "Stop it". He shows me his tongue in response and continues to kick.
I look at his mother, she generally looks the other way and chats on the phone. It is evident that she does not care. Then I take a Kit Kat chocolate bar, unfold it and hand it to him, he happily takes it and begins to eat. I calmly pay for my purchases and go out.
Well. I'm an asshole.