She told me

in fun •  6 years ago 

I'm a cheap bastard

Never mentioned my price though

Sex was off the table

We made out on the kitchen floor.

Then I cut her some slack, only charged her half.

How is that Not Suitable For Work...!?

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Sounds like it's Hell's Kitchen at your place ...

There was quite some heated shouting and some steam did get blown off in the proces.