Bunnies use VooDoo and I have the proof to show it!

in fun •  8 years ago 

Bunnies use voodoo and I am going to proof it to you!
There are many complot theories out in the world and I am going to add one more!
I swear to you that my own cute little bunny critter has the power to use voodoo or at least some magical powers that scare the shit out of me. 

It all started on a normal Monday morning.
I went to my bunny and gave him his morning carrot! BUT... For some reason I felt the need to snap a picture of him with my phone. So kinda lured him out of his cage and held the carrot before him like you would see them do in a movie with a horse to make them move. After all, I just wanted to perfect shot! BUT bunny did not like it and sat down and gave a look I will never forget. It gave me shivers and I swear I could hear him think. The words he was thinking come close to, "You will so regret this" or "I will make you cry for doing this to me." So, I took the picture I wanted and had to delete it because it was moved. Is that all you think? Is that your strong proof of bunnies using Voodoo? Hell no, there is much more. 

The whole day I felt like there was a spell put on me but I could not place it.
I went outside that day to take a few pictures of swans and ducks and there it happened. Only right at that moment I did not have a clue that it happened because of my bunny. After taking a few nice pictures I stood up and tripped. Not only did I trip I fell against a broken bench and cut my leg open. Of course I did not cry at that moment and the first thing I did was look around to see if someone else had seen me trip and fall because that is what we do right? I lifted up my pants and looked at my poor wounded leg and swallowed my tears down and made my way back home.

So, back home I gave in to the pain because as you can see on the picture I was badly hurt!
I almost called a doctor because I lost like 3 drops of blood! I had to sit down and rest because of this but the bunny kept pulling my attention to him. And right now I know why... He wanted to see what he had done to me, to giggle and snort at the result of the magic he used. Again, at that time I had no clue.... No clue at all.
Where is your damn proof you are asking? Well, it took me a few days to see it and I am going to show it to you right now! 

Day 2... it's starting to show. 

Day 3.... And there it is. THE PROOF!
Are you saying that I am insane and you can't see it? That morning I was shocked at what I saw and of course i took this picture because it's PROOF! You still don't see it? Are you blind? This is perfect proof that bunnies hold magical powers they use against US ALL! 

You really don't see it?
Ok, let me help you out! Take a good look at the next picture and then tell me again that you don't see it! 

Do you see it now? It even has two eyes and a nose...
It's pure proof that bunnies are evil! They are only cuddly and fluffy to attract us and lure them into their trap. They will kill us all I am sure of it!


WARNING!!!! BUNNIES ARE NOT CUTE NOR FLUFFY. THEY ARE NOT!!! 


Disclaimer: No harmless bunnies or legs have been hurt during the making of this post!
The bruise however is pretty real! And I will leave it up to your imagination if this all is true or false! 


Happy steeming! 

@poeticsnake.



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Killerbunny.

With nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Yes, we should all fear them!

They are commmminggg

@poeticsnake - the bunny's eyes looks like "yeah - who you're pointing a finger at ?" on the 1st picture .
It's so cute. Sorry for your bruises but he's too innocent looking - acquitted :D!
Not guilty hahah - great story you wove!

HE IS NOT CUTE! (( Crosses arms and hisses)) Yeah he really is cute and he really is a mister funny! He has a real nice character.

@poeticsnake - HE IS! :p
lol
we should just Steemit chat haha

that would be really cool. :D

У меня в деревне тоже кролики растут, шипят, плодятся.
At me too rabbits grow in the village, hiss, propagate.

They are coming and striking soon! We should all hide.

I believe it, I believe it...

First of all, it's so GOOD to see you here! :D
And I knew you would believe me seeing that you are a big bunny lover yourself!