whenever I see dumb shit like this I always imagine all the struggles that his bloodline went through...taking a cramped boat over from Europe...farming drying lands...migrating west? living without air conditioning or refrigerated food? no diarrhea meds! and then this is the end-game—the fruit of their collective, multi-generational labors: a Dipshit in the bathtub with hot sauce in a condom on his head.