Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”

in funny •  7 years ago 

The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”

Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”

Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”

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