Chronicles of Alan : Bitten by My Grandson?

Charlie

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As I have Mentioned Before ( Lots) staying in Florida Park, Our Son, Wayne's House. Shakira , Our Daughter ,has been staying here longer than anyone,

Our Youngest Son,Geils, has a Son Jeremy and a Daughter, Rachel , who are the light of our lives.

Shakira used to stay here with Her Ex Husband, who with the Best Will in the World , I can say the Greatest thing I recall him doing besides organising me an ill-treated Puppy , I named Tolkien, was Leaving!

Shakira has 4 "Children" Charlie and Daisy , Rottweilers and Fat Sid and Sheep cats, and insists that as they are her Children , then, I am their Grandfather , and refers to me as such in front of them!

These Children sleep on Shakira's Bed at night and are pretty well spoiled,

She has been robbed at Gunpoint in this house before.

Charlie and Daisy put on an excellent show at The Pallisade Fence When People Come here , Daisy , I am quite sure is capable of licking you to Death?

Anyhow I had ordered a load of Steel to be Delivered here to put up another Carport , but was not expecting them to arrive at 0800 , and to

make out the Dogs were vicious tried to get them to go to the Back .

The more I shouted the more erratic became there's and My Behaviour ( in a Gown and Pyjamas) I eventually run inside, grab my Torch/tazer and Charlie who has climbed under the truck back first, I stick the Tazer in to get him out. I don't have to tell you the rest ,

None of those Delivery Guy's will ever believe that Charlie does not bite,

Wayne had been in the Shower , ( told me emphatically I should have waited for him)Got the " Grandchildren" inside , they made the Delivery and in their Haste to get away took out the Front Gate with the Truck .

Tetanus shots, Anti-Biotics, Pain Killers , ( which helped with the Rib).and Bandages which had to be changed regularly and kept sticking to the wounds, very sorrowful looking Grandfather!

Charlie did come to me looking very apologetic , and Shakira was very annoyed with me despite My hand swelling to about 3 times it's normal Size!

It is still very uncomfortable to try to shake hands!

So there you go the Tale of My "Grandson", biting me!