The Daily Booble - Covid-19 edition #4

in funny •  5 years ago  (edited)


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Welcome to today's issue of #TheDailyBooble

After three weeks of seclusion, I have decided to make a short list of things we have noticed here at the booble, things we probably would have ever noticed otherwise. They may or may not help you through the current situation but we thought we would list them just in case.

1. A world of tits.

If you could count the amount of tits found online, it would be a number greater than the population of earth.

2. That's so corny.

Cornflakes don't really taste like corn.

3. Won't you be my neighbour.

Our neighbours listen to shit music.

4. Roofied

I have no Idea how that stain got on the ceiling.

5. Monopolised

Monopoly is shit after playing it twelve times in three days.

Let us here at #TheDailyBooble know if you have noticed similar!

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TODAY'S TITS

We did try to count how many boobs there are on the internet but it was hard not to get distracted and lose count.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

"It's not corona."

~anonymous cougher on the 5:56 Pakenham train.

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Corona - 33,993. Human race - 0

Stay tuned for the next etition of #TheDailyBooble

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I like that boobies post 😂, yes I will try to count how many boobs has been posted on steeemit without me distracted.

Steemit boobs are the best boobs!