New Conspiracy Theory: Asians are Not Humans, but Rather "Grey Aliens"!! LOL!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„

in funny โ€ขย  6 years agoย 

I knew I was different, but I didn't realize the magnitude. But according to the great wisdom of YouTube bullshit conspiracy theorist commentators, I now know that I'm not even human!

Turns out that Asians (or Orientals) are actually Grey aliens...yes, the kind that are imprisoned at Area 51. Here's a direct quote from "spacetimecontinuum":

So, are the Moabites and Ammonites, Japanese and Chinese people and are we to extrapolate from that Genesis verse that the incest resulted in the extra chromosome which has been embedded into their DNA and passed down for generations??? I know Down's used to be called Mongoloid-ism, there had to be a reason for that? But then I've also wondered about the potential connection between Asians and Grey Aliens, if in fact such an entity exists.

This was in response to a comment about where Asian people/features came from, which was:

Read Genesis 19:30 - 38 and then do some digging to find the dirty little secret behind Down syndrome... many websites and 'sources' are trying to hide it but when you get into the medical research you'll find the secret hidden between the lines :)

You might also ask why Ruth thought that she was "unlike all the other maidens" in Boaz's field Ruth 2:13

Here's a quick summary -- Asians are not humans, but are instead genetically stunted and mentally retarded space travelers who had intercourse with Grey aliens.

So I suppose February should change from "Asian-Pacific Islander Month" to "Intergalactic Species Month!"

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ย  ยท ย 6 years agoย 

Great, now I have an alien fetish ๐Ÿ˜‚

ย  ยท ย 6 years agoย 

Speecless about this posting.. good writing.. lol