A woman walks the night road, suddenly see a man open arms toward her to come, make a hug, come forward is a foot. The man cry loudly, say: all the third, I recruit who to cause who, bring a piece of glass home is so difficult?
（一女走夜路，突然看到一男张开双臂向她走来，做拥抱状，上前就是一脚。男子倒地大哭，说:都第三块了，我招谁惹谁了，带块玻璃回家就这么难么?）
This post joke source collects on the network.（本帖笑话来源收集于网络）