1、One day, the little white rabbit went fishing, and got nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, again. On the third day it just arrived, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted, if you dare to use carrot as bait, I will beat you to death!
Realization: you give yourself what you "want" to give, not what the other person wants, to live in their own world, not valuable.（第一天，小白兔去钓鱼，一无所获。第二天，它又去钓鱼，还是如此。第三天它刚到，一条大鱼从河里跳出来，大叫:你要是再敢用胡萝卜当鱼饵，我就扁死你!
领悟:你给的都是你自己"想"给的，而不是对方想要的，活在自己世界里的付出，不值钱。）
2、At a dinner party, Mark Twain sat down with a lady and said, out of politeness, you are so beautiful! The lady was ungrateful, and said haughtily: but I cannot praise you in the same way! Mark Twain said gently, "that's all right. You can tell a lie just like me." The lady hung her head in shame.
Perception: you drop the stone, you trip often is yourself.（在一次宴会上，马克吐温与一位女士对坐，出于礼貌，说了一声:您真漂亮!那位女士却不领情，高傲地说:可惜我无法同样来赞美您!马克吐温委婉平和地说:那没关系，你可以像我一样，说一句谎话就行了。那位女士羞愧地低下了头。
感悟:你扔下的石头，绊倒的往往是你自己。）
3、Girl's public voted class flower, plain xiaomei speech: if I was elected, in a few years, Mr Sisters can present to his proud of say, when I was in college, you are more beautiful than class flower! As a result, she was unanimously elected!
Understanding: persuading others to support you doesn't have to prove superior to others, but to make others feel that they are better and more fulfilled because of you.（女生公开投票选班花，相貌平平的小梅发表演说:如果我当选，再过几年，在座的姐妹可以向自己先生骄傲的说，我上大学时，比班花还漂亮!结果，她全票当选!
感悟:说服别人支持你，不一定要证明比别人都优秀，而是要让别人觉得，因为有你，他们才变得更优秀、更有成就感。）
This post joke is collected from the network.（本帖笑话均来源收集于网络）