today's funny

in funny •  7 years ago 

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."

I said "You'll be sorry."

He said "Oh, yeah? Why?"

I replied "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

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