The Two Types Of Criminally Insane

in funny •  6 years ago  (edited)

Don't worry about the ones behind bars. They are totally obvious. You can tell just by the biceps and tattoos on them. 

Forget recidivism rates and crime statics. The obvious criminal is fine to date or sit near at work. Obviously not both because you aren't supposed to date people at work. Lots of people do it because it is fun. So keep that in mind. 

The obvious criminal with dazzle you with their concerns for breaking laws and getting caught breaking laws; they really hate to do it.

The type B criminal is not less goal driven or less likely to approach someone with more success than them or who is dressed better. They are not more passive or agreeable or smart.

They just choose to think of themselves as righteous beyond belief. A new breed that boasts and brags and does no wrong. Oh a woah. 

They are fun to dine with, boat with, and vacation with. But be warned. They will say whatever just to say whatever... you can imagine. They usually drink. They practice lying to their pets. They love soap operas and happy hour. 

It is one of those things that is named either poorly or so carefully it is evil. About 2 to 4 hours where people come to complain about their problems while ingesting a depressant. The more people who are doing it, the harder it gets. The noise, lines, oh and a depressant that even kills germs!

Try things that get easier to do with more people like blogging or praying. 

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