Damn turkeys. The wild ones are everywhere these days. Thanksgiving dinner with a side of glass.
Maam, there's something on your windshield
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That brave turkey sacrificed himself in order to cause a distraction so his fellow turkeys could do this...
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Turkey's are obviously , basically dishonest ,then?
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I always wondered why Turkey was everywhere in stores for Thanksgiving (and Christmas) but rarely seen the rest of the year.
Its because turkeys only lay once a year. And they are big, and juicy, and dumb right at this time of year.
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Why did the turkey cross the road...?
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... to show he wasn't chicken!
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Good one
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don't have to go to the supermsrket :)
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need more turkey hunters.
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I'm telling you, man, turkeys are assholes!
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In Turkey class the next day... "You see fellow Turkey's, this is why we do not fly...this is what happens"
When I lived in Nebraska for a few years I had a couple turkeys run into the side of my car in a snow storm... I guess my black SUV looked like a cave?! ha
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Look in #Government, they are everywhere!!!!
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Special delivery
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Yikes!
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@donkeypong Followed and voted! You follow me @Sandra16
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