Sea stories. Marmaris Turkey.

It was 2007, and the ship I was stationed on pulled into Marmaris, Turkey. The town was beautiful! I stood on the catwalk to look at the town as we pulled in. Liberty call, Liberty call! We were free to get off the ship, and of course as most sea stories go we started to drink. Our group experienced what Marmaris had to offer. We enjoyed the food, shopping, and drinks. As night closed in and the drinks continued to flow we decided to find a night club to have some fun.
It didn't take long and we found it! A street that seemed a mile long full of nothing but night clubs and bars! There were promoters outside of each club serving free drinks to get the crowds to come in. We raided the tables, and began our night! The clubs were like something that I had only seen in movies! One club even had cages that lifted the dancers 15 ft in the air.
There were beautiful women everywhere it was almost more that the human senses were made to handle. That's when I saw her! The most beautiful Mediterranean woman I had seen. She was dancing on a platform that stood about 4-5 ft off of the ground. She was wearing a pink cowboy hat, and a tight pink dress that barely covered anything. Her skin was covered in body glitter, and her hair was as black as the night. She saw my interest as I stood on the floor looking up at her dancing on the platform, and invited me up to dance with her!
We danced! Dirty! Sweaty! Raunchy! I notice another girl approach the platform, and she was trying to wave me down. After the girl continued to call me down I finally jumped down and asked her what's up. She tried to explain that the woman I was dancing with was a man. I looked at her like she was crazy and told her to not be jealous! I got back on the platform and back to work I went.
She took my baseball hat off and traded me her pink cowboy hat, and that's when I noticed the camera flashes. I saw my buddies laughing and cheering me on! Another girl approached the platform and waved me down. I jumped down with my pink cowboy hat on, and noticed she was laughing so hard she could barely talk. She also informed me that I was dancing with a man. I was now suspicious, and went back to the front of the platform on the ground. I played along as she dropped her ass to the floor, and got her to trade back for my hat. I was going to walk off, and chalk it off as a mistake, but I had to know!
I stood on the ground in front of the platform, and kept playing along. I waited until she dropped her ass down low one more time, and I went for it. I grabbed in between her legs, and it was confirmed! I had grabbed a handful of dick and balls! I felt fury run through my blood, and I saw the fear in the eyes of the he she. I squeezed with all my strength, and he squealed like you've never heard any human before. I refused to let go even when the bouncers were giving me rib shots. The bouncers finally got my hand loose, and literally threw me out onto the streets.
Of course I was thrown out right in front of shore patrol, and they gave me the option of the drunk tank, or going straight to the ship and sleeping it off. I went to the ship, and went to my rack. I was asleep in no time. As I awoke from my drunken slumber I opened my eyes to my rack decorated in pictures of me in a pink cowboy hat dancing with the manliest woman in a pink dress.