Santa wrapped them

in funny •  7 years ago 

But Santa Claus also carefully monitors the behavior every Christian child in the world whether they like it or not.

Every year he uses elf labor to manufacture counterfeit toys (instead of buying them) to give to the children he thinks are good, and obtains coal to give to the children he thinks are bad (he probably owns a coal mine). Then he breaks into everyone's houses and eats some of their food.

He doesn't explicitly say what counts as naughty or nice, either. He just keeps a list with two ambiguous categories.

Honestly, I think the Jews were smart to avoid this Santa guy.

Magic is definitely real, I know it's trendy to deny such a thing to seem secular but two summers ago I got pretty heavily into magic. This was before I knew how much even a middle range viable deck was and got tired of dealing with 1/1 black snakes duplicates and mountains of cardboards so I just gave up magic for Hearthstone. Let me assure though it is very real.

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Honestly, I think the Jews were smart to avoid this Santa guy

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