"Let me distribute my wealth before I die" --- says Mazi Ogbuefi.

in funny •  8 years ago 

Mazi Ogbuefi on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children.

Mazi Ogbuefi: To you my wife (Ezinne), take over the Petroleum Company.
Ezinne: Started crying loudly.

Mazi Ogbuefi: To you my first son (Ikenna), take over the shopping mall and the gas station. Ikenna: Screaming.

Mazi Ogbuefi: To you my second son(Ugonna), take over the Airport.
Ugonna: Crying louder.

Mazi Ogbuefi: To you my third son(Jidenna), take over Sheraton Hotel.
Jidenna: Wailing.

Mazi Ogbuefi: To you my only daughter(Adanna), the Teaching Hospital is yours.
Adanna : Crying loudest.

The confused nurse in the room with them asked: "I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in agony, at least your Dad left you a great deal of properties to make you all comfortable till the end of time".

Wife: Properties!!! ?. He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday.

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