• Wife to her Accountant husband:

what is inflation?
Husband:
Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are
48-40-48.
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION .😜

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• Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.

Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜

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• Accountancy fact:

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜

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• An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.

A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!

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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.

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• Philosophy of marriage :

At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..

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• Secret formula for married couples...

"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!

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