Top 10 Things That Get Stuck In My Beard --A Face Follicle Oddysee-- (Not For The Faint Of Heart)

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#10 Crumbs (bread or crackers)

#9 Rice (Fried Steemed Spanish)

#8 Powdered Sugar (i.e. donuts or pastry)

#7 Soups & Sauces

#6 BBQ Ribs

#5 Toothpaste

#4 Whipped Cream

#3 Queso

#2 Frosting (cupcakes are challenging)

#1 Toasted Marshmallow

(i.e. Smores)(It Sucks)

Beware These Pitfalls If You Decide To Embark On The Glorious Journey That Is The Beard

Though The Perils Be Great.......The Glory That Is Beard Is Greater

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hahaha can confirm!!
what about sipping on a frothy foamy beer?
and cappuccinos? :D

Its the price you pay for Epicness. Need to add the beer! Dammit!

I would be honored to have kolache trapped in my beard.

Missing the Lonestar state right about now...

Czech Stop in West, Tx........World Famous. But in New Braunfels we have Naegelin's Bakery. Been there since 1868. Kolaches Are Life. Got you a follow.

Always a fan of Hruska's. What I wouldn't give for a Buc-ee's anything (kolache, dried sausage, beaver nuggs). Also, regularly passed by Luling on business. Never minded smelling like what I ate every time I went to City Market.

Got your recommendations down for the next time we are visiting.

City Market is my go to spot! Its hilarious trying to explain the wonder that is Buc-ees to somebody who has never been there! I'm glad there are somethings that are only in Texas. I wouldn't trade it for all the guacamole in California!

And anytime I buy bagged ice I think "Buc-ee's cost half this price"...lol

Also, you've inspired me to make a batch of kolaches to post about. Stay tuned.
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My work here is done....

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Followed & upvoted, woohoo! :) This is why I shaved mine off (though I did keep a 'stache. Check out Dream Beard, Ryan's a buddy of mine and is a total beard geek. Glad to see you on here!

Thanks homie. I got you a followback! Is Dream Beard on steemit? Shoot me a link and I'll check it out. @paleotreats

Ripping! Dream Beard ain't on here yet, but I'm working on getting him here. Stoked!

You are so right about getting junk in the beard. A few times I have smelled burning only to realize I had a hot cherry in mine! Don't forget about the Steemit Beard Competiton that Starts On Easter Sunday. I am hoping this year will be bigger than last.

Hahahahah YES! I have burnt mine welding and soldiering. I'm gonna have to check that out. I wasn't even on steemit last Easter! Time flies when you're having fun!

It'll be on my channel. I will start putting out reminders as we get closer.

I'm down like James Brown.