Life is like…
A Star Trek episode. Always putting up your shields from Klingon attacks; know that the Romulans are doing something nefarious behind your back; that smiling Cardasian shaking your hand is hiding a knife behind his back; always wondering, WTF is with the Breen and the Borg gate crash every freaking time and make you feel “resistance is futile”.
In the end you just feel like screaming "Photon Torpedo this S#%T UP!”
- Some Stupid Random Guy