Life is like…
A man going to have plastic surgery on his nose. Either you are going to pay for the best surgeon money can buy, go through an 8hr surgery and after all the pain and swelling has gone down, you have a new nose and a new lease on life.
Or
You get the cheapest surgeon money can buy, sign your life away, he enters 3hrs late, after pulling a triple shift and sniffing coke. You wake up 20hrs later wondering why you have a set of boobs and the surgeon is leaning over you, with your balls in a jar saying some weird shit like, “They’re going to make a lovely pair of earrings!”
- Some Stupid Random Guy