We all need a little help at times.

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

Actual conversation I overheard on the CB*.

Jerry: "Eeerrr, Homebase?..."

HB: "Umm... Yes?..."

Jerry: "I have a problem can you assist?"

HB: "Sure, send us a picture of the issue and we'll do what we can"

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HB: "Looks like you're stuck in the mud, let me get the original plans out and see what we can do"

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HB: "Jerry, I can confirm the original plans did not include getting stuck in the mud"

Jerry: "It was an accident"

HB: "Oh! I've done that before. Have you tried crying until mommy changes your diaper?"

Truck, Baby

* Conversation may not have actually been overheard, or actually happened. Ok, you got me, I lied, I made it all up, but look at how cute the baby is, he made me do it.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    I sure as shit would not be just sitting in the cab of that machine like that.

    Anyway, what a wild contrast between two images.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Yeah the truck photo is just confusing. What series of events lead the driver to hit mud, start sinking and then keep going... but hey, thats the Hoffman crew for you.

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Oh just tell the driver to rock it back and forth. It should pop right out!

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Didn't think of that. Might be able to get him out by morning if we do that.

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Nope, still stuck

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            ·  7 years ago 

          Unrelated, thanks a million for the resteem the other day. I just noticed it now. That's a huge help!!

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              ·  7 years ago 

            No worries bro. The progress photos showed your hard work and your persostance is clearly paying off in getting more and more people to join in. So thought id try help you promote health and fitness

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              ·  7 years ago (edited)

            I have to be physically stronger to compensate for mentally caving in when I see some NSFW material.

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