Canary and Cat

in funny •  7 years ago 

A cat walks in from outside with a canary in it’s mouth.
The cat’s owner notices the canary and says to the cat ‘DROP IT!’

The canary replies ‘Leave us alone, I’ve paid good money for this.’

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