Aussies Humor! (Goodnight Post)

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

Two Aussie fishermen go out and their boat catches on fire, after their boat sinks, they’re left floating around in their lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.
All of a sudden one of them spots a fancy looking bottle bobbing in the water and pulls it out. He sees something written on the bottle but can't quite read it so he gives it a bit of a rub.

WHAM.....out pops a genie!

"For releasing me from the bottle I will grant you one wish."

The guy glances at his mate, smiles and without further hesitation says, "I wish the whole ocean was beer!"

The genie snaps its fingers and WHAM, there's a blinding FLASH OF light and the genie is gone.
The bloke who made the wish quickly leans over the side of the boat and takes a big swig of out of the ocean.

"You're not gonna believe me mate, but it's really beer!"

His mate frowns, makes a groaning sound and says "That's just bloody brilliant mate! Now we’re gonna have to piss in the boat!!”

Now if you thought that was funny.... check out what happened when Grandmum found the bottle!

Every night before going to bed, I try and find something to share that can put a smile on all our faces, sometimes when looking through all the material available I don't know if I should cry or laugh!

So, in my good ol' tradition I wish a:

Goodnight to everyone where it is night time, Good morning to everyone where it is morning and G'day to everyone else.

Yours truly

Jack

OUT

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Fuckin A+ that was a good'en. I am welsh so you have the highest accolade (accolade not adelaide ) Great. P.s .As a Welsh man i would have pissed in the genies bottle!

Really funny hhh

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Awesome post bro.thanks for shering.

Hahahaha

😁😁

You are a funny human, I will be stalking you :]

Thanks for the laugh