Would you cheat on your wife?
On whom else would I be cheating?!
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
I’m not happy with this and I’d like to exchange it please.
Come again? That’s your bank statement Mr Dibbley!
I said exchange it!!!
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