Howdy folks I just wanted to drop by and share a few photos with ya"ll.
I get a kick out of these from time to time. I've had them archived on
my computer and have added to them for years so I don't know their
source, if they have one.
Most of them are basically Redneck car fixes, the photos taken in
Walmart parking lots mostly. Now I'm not making fun of Rednecks
nor putting them down, heck I AM one.
But if you know any then you know that we make fun of each other
all the dang time, it's a favor-rite past time for us so don't be
accusing me of being discriminatory(boy thats a big word for a
redneck) or putting down a group of people.
As these photos prove.. rednecks can repair anything. Just give
them some plywood and duct tape! On the farm there were many
a day when I thanked God for whoever invented duct tape and
bailin wire...for a #temporary fix of course.
Not only can these guys fix anything, they help me tone up my
abs from laughing so hard. Not so for my wife who sees no humor
in these photos.
She's a city girl but is that the issue or is it a female thing?
Her city environment or being a female?
Anyone who has worked on cars can appreciate these here
"fixes" so maybe that is it. Maybe you had to have worked on
cars before.
Let me know what you think. If these are funny to ya then
maybe I'm not as strange as she thinks.
that repair there is a thing of beauty, look at the customization.
thisun here is such a solid replacement for an obviously weak factory
lock. and I'm glad to see that they have an alarm system. don't want
nobody pickin your padlock.
this is almost artwork here, look at how they maintain the original
contour of the car.
another example of skilled craftsmanship.. look at that fit!
excellent use of plywood, and those classic hinges? oh man.
talk about ingenuity!.you don't need no donut tire when you get a flat!
thisun here would be my favor-rite one. you cain't git no more creative
than that!
I got more but only if ya'll got a good guffah out of these.
Let me know.
Have a blessed weekend!
- jonboy Texas
Gentleman Redneck
Love it, Jon...and the lingo too!
How long did it take to collect those photos??
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well I lived in Kentucky for 4 years so a few trips to Walmart, lol!
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Seriously, that was all?
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nah I've seen most of these online over the years, I still see some of them, I did a new post this evening with more of them and made a comment of one of yours, haven't been online much today, too much real work to do! thanks @mepatriot!
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FYI...my wife thinks they are hilarious too. She just kept saying, "my goodness" as she scrolled through the photos.
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oh thats so cool @mepatriot! that's good because I got alot more!
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You should write a book...or ebook.
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Resteemed it for you, Jon. People really need to see these!
(Laughter truly is the best medicine.)
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very true! thank you sir!
I'm putting together another post this week.
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,😘
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I laughed at these. It's wonderful you even thought to collect such photos! I'm going to share with my wife, like Steve did. I'm sure she'll get a kick out of them. I also "resteemed" it ... whatever that is. I'm just starting to let off steem, so bear with me.
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thanks @mikeheath! much appreciated and I'm glad ya'll see the humor in these, I got alot more that I will post in the future, they give me a good ab workout!
good luck posting!
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Post, Mike, post!
Comment, Mike, comment!
You're a natural for this.
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OMG I think I laughed all the tears out of my eyes. And got a couple good ideas to boot.
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lol! a couple of good ideas! now that's scary!
I'm glad you liked those, the other that got wiped away was better but now since I have more than 5 followers I can make another one like it.
how's the Bee keeping business? lol, that post was hilarious!
Yesterday's post was serious about coyotes so today's is humorous, I think. Thanks so much for the mention in your post today and for recognizing @dog-marley..too clever! and @davemccoy..like you said so many great people on here..all more talented than I am but it's an honor being here. you're great.
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Here's one for ya..probably already saw it. Naturally, it's a favorite of mine......
This one too........
Now you have all I have.
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lol! ain't these great?
yeah I have the bomb shelter but didn't see the fire alarm!
you sure that ain't in your house?
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I better check! It'a a great idea, right?
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I think I'd eat mine right off.
can I use that and give you credit?
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no need for credit. Share meme.
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howdy @squirrelbait! hey did you see my last post?
lol! I had the redneck photo that you sent me loaded, and my
message giving you credit but then I was ready to send it and
hadn't heard back from you so I took your photo out and I must
not have gotten the message about you deleted, but I thought I
did, but it is still there! ha! so I gave you credit for a great joke it
just isn't the one you sent!
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Sorry. Wasn't on much yesterday. Playing catch up now. :) No worries. I like the joke.
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