Welcome my friends at Steemit as everyone knows from this story about me that came out today: North Korea's EMP Mass Destruction Satellites. I now have a black box with a switch to order the annihilation of my enemies.
Sadly, I wanted to test it on the secret American Space Shuttle up in space but those cowards just landed it. I'll get it though because all I have to do is switch my box to "A" for secret destroyer satellite KMS- A or to "B" for my secret destroyer satellite KMS-B moving into position now. Bow before me Dogs of the West.
For the energy to rule the world by conquest don't forget to take my secret recipe. Each newly ordered bottle comes with a miniature black box just like mine and a radio receiver and speaker which will tell you when to switch to either "A' or "B".
To order a bottle of my secret recipe with a free black box and free shipping send $19.95 to:
Kim Jong Un
Promo code: Steemit Black Box with Secret Recipe
#1 My Palace Circle
Pyongyang, Democratic People's Republic of Korea 999495666
Right Now you can double your order and receive 2, only pay a separate fee.
Thanks my Steemit friends for joining me in my conquest of the world. Remember my orders to upvote and resteem me or the first offense is 5 years in prison labor camp and the second offense is you will be shot.
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You cannot attack us until you lose 100 pounds and get your f'n hair cut, you bloated little gasbag.
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LMFAO THANKS my friend @dragon40. Now report to prison labor camp 2,743A for five years as your orders were to upvote AND RESTEEM! You did not RESTEEM the God words of the Father, friend, and lover of us all. Should you RESTEEM immediately, the most merciful, magnificent, and tender one will forgive your oversight for a $50 fee and 2 hours of reeducation class
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Very good job dear friend @ jeff-kubitz, you do very well in having a little fun, relaxing well, thank you very much for sharing a share of humor
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