I just can’t help myself!!! Nut Milking Exposed

in funny •  6 years ago 

So a buddy at work showed me this video and I just can’t stop laughing.

Nut Milking Exposed

This is just way too funny.
@dandays this is how real Almond Milk is gathered
🤣🤣

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Hahaha! Hey, he said “looks like milk” and threw it back like a shot of whiskey. That’s frikkin funny.

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      ·  6 years ago (edited)

    I just had to share this, it’s too funny not to. Ha ha ha. I’ve gotta watch it again
    I like how he says he doesn’t exactly know how to sex the almonds. Lol

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Haha… you feel the essence of the nut and you kinda just tell if it’s a …

    Flicking classic!! You’re totally right by the way, sucking on a different species nipple to drink their babies food sounds so much more normal 🤦🏼‍♀️

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        ·  6 years ago 

      Dual almond milker, keep them comfortable and there is nothing happier than a freshly milked nut
      HAHAHA

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          ·  6 years ago 

        Haha…🤣🤣. That was a good one Splatts. Seriously though, you should try it if you haven’t. I can’t even tell the difference anymore. It’s good, promise.

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            ·  6 years ago 

          I’m going to invest in some of these dual almond Milkers and take over the industry of almond milking. Then I’m going to revolutionalize the industry and create the quad-almond milker.
          Billion Dollar idea 💡
          I had it years ago but haven’t tried it lately. I just remember it missing the thick creamy goodness of Raw Milk it reminded me of drinking skim milk aka water with a touch of milk flavor. Lol then again that was years ago and taste buds change.

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              ·  6 years ago 

            Try it out and let us know how you like it. Taste buds totally change because I eat stuff now I wouldn’t touch a few years ago and vice versa. I think you also need to have the knack for identifying female nuts and as far as I know that can’t be taught. Good luck with the nut milking world domination. Maybe Dandays and I can get a frequent flyer discount 🤷🏼‍♀️, when you’re up and running that is.

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