A little bird was flying south for the winter,
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field,
While he was lying there, a cow came by and pooped on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung
He began to realise how warm he was
The dung was actually thawing him off, he lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate,
Following the sound the car discovered the bird under the pile of dung and promptly dug him out and ate him.
MORAL OF THE STORY
1- Not everyone who shi+s on you is your enemy
2- Not everyone who gets you out of shi+ is your friend
3- And when you are in deep shi+, it's best to keep your
mouth shut