You Know You're HODLing It Wrongly When..

in funny •  8 years ago  (edited)

Market price's going up

"No bubble. It's still far away."
"People are waking up to cryptos."
"Plenty of adoption at the moment."
"Bitcoin has decoupled from alts."
"Buy buy buy!"

Market price's stagnating

"It's going to moon, soon. Don't miss out!"

Market price's going down

"Told you the bubble's coming."
"Too much stupid money in the ecosystem."
"Nobody is really using these things."
"Let the weak hands go."
"Sell sell sell!"

How to HODL like a true HODLer


Be like Bob.

funny hodl shitpost
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      ·  8 years ago 

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      ·  8 years ago (edited)

    I wondered where Bob was? https://steemit.com/art/@opheliafu/where-is-bob
    Glad you found him!

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Bob is always behind closed doors :D

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Usually talking to Alice.

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        ·  8 years ago 

      you're Bob? :D hahah
      he hates the city smell and the stinky sweaty smell according to Phelly

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          ·  8 years ago 

        Steem is the only coin I'm hesitant to sell because I'm earning while hodling.

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          ·  8 years ago 

        wot's difference between hodling and holding? same thing?

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          ·  8 years ago 

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          ·  8 years ago 

        I love it.

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          ·  8 years ago 

        You mean Steem Power, Steem Dollar or Steem?

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          ·  8 years ago 

        Steem Power

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          ·  8 years ago 

        The easiest, but the hardest.

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          ·  8 years ago 

        Hahah the best thing i've seen in a while!

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            ·  8 years ago 

          Haha....true story.... :)

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            ·  8 years ago 

          100% effective strategy. As long as the market cap isn't ridiculously large :)

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            ·  8 years ago 

          HODL is hard right now when everything was just cut in half. This is the true test of your nerve to see whether you are a real Hodler or just a pretender!

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            ·  8 years ago (edited)

          If people would just sell half of their position when they have 100% gains and half again when it reaches 200% and half again when it reaches 300%, etc. then this correction wouldn't cause the least flinch for basically anybody who entered crytpos in the last two months or more, before the "lift off" started. Everyone would still be well up (over their initial investment) and loving life, if not retiring early.

          Of course, if everybody traded that way, then we'd never see such ridiculous, parabolic markets.

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              ·  8 years ago 

            Haha so true on both accounts!

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                ·  8 years ago 

              selling at half price is even worse! lol

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                  ·  8 years ago 

                Haha, great advice @kevinwong. I'm a big believer of this Buy and Hold strategy.

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                  ·  8 years ago (edited)

                I panic dumped 25% of my ether holdings earlier this year / end of last year when it was at its lowest before shooting up to 100 usd..

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                    ·  8 years ago 

                  Oh no, yeah it's the worst feeling when you sell it and then the value goes up too high. Hope your other holdings made up for the loss.

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                      ·  8 years ago 

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                      ·  8 years ago 

                    Very good post, I like you very much, I follow you

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                        ·  8 years ago (edited)

                      Do you want to trade some shitcoins?

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                          ·  8 years ago 

                        great....resteem and upvote for you.....

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                            ·  8 years ago 

                          "HODL your position! We ride for bitcoin!!!" :)

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                              ·  8 years ago 

                            holding is key at the moment. Nice post!

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                                ·  8 years ago 

                              Crypto currency is no doubt acting like zero to hero and again hero to zero...........don't mind

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