A prayer to Whale-God @berniesanders (With Video!)

in funny •  8 years ago  (edited)

Bernie, bernie, watch him swim.
Eating plankton near his chin.
Upvoting posts and making fish.
Through posts he wades with perfect pitch.
Singing lovely whale-god tunes.
I pray he takes me to the moon.

Video/Audio Version:

(sorry for the quality)

An original prayer dedicated to Whale-God @berniesanders by @klye

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Well, because that was original, I'm going to upvote this.

I will not be upvoting many (if any) posts about me in the future, I'm not a money tree. I'm just another Steemian.

Oh wow! Hello Bernie!

Thank you for hearing my prayer to you.
I hope you enjoy my posts and artwork.

If you ever need some illustrations done up or a portrait done, Let me know sir!

<3 KLYE

Hahahahahaha

<3 hrottie that is hilarious

thanks :D

That KlyeArt!

Well in that case, you'll be happy to hear that Part 5 of my Game Theory series doesn't mention you even once! So I guess you have to vote for it!

haha, just kidding. You're in an interesting position, with (I think) more of a reputation than anyone else here of being a money-tree. It looked like it was your goal to just "make it rain" on random posts.

I'm very surprised that @berniesanders responded, just goes to show you never know who's watching! You might think a veteran Steemian won't see any of your posts, but maybe they do, from the shadows...

Same here! Him voting was one thing.

But the fact he took time out of his day to respond to my prayer...

Priceless

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

help, please

Money tree? I didn't know weed grew on trees man.

Hey @berniesanders, Please check my introduction post with verified photos. It took 2 days from me to write that introduction. Please take your precious time there and read it. I highly appreciate your time.

https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@princewahaj/hey-steem-i-m-wahaj-aka-princewahaj-and-professor-x-i-m-songwriter-singer-artist-html-and-css-coder-professional-forex-trader

Flagged. DO NOT post your unrelated articles on my comments.

need moar

Upvoted for the Manycam.com watermark. And the YouTube video. And they Klyeart. Heck I even will subscribe to you on the YouTubes.

I could of at least grabbed a cracked version.. rookie move on my part!

If I don't upvote this I'll regret it my whole and short jellyfish's life.

Fun fact: some jellyfish can revert back to their adolescent form after reproducing. Effectively making them immortal.

It can only be done once, trust me, I tried.

/me waits for all the marine biologist to setup cameras in hopes of a Bernie sighting........

~david attenborough voice~ Here we see the magnificent @berniesanders - Perhaps one of the largest of the Whale-God species. During mating season bernie can go for several months without food or sleep. Little is known about how he spends most of his time.. But one thing is for certain, This surreal creature loves Steem.

You are more than welcome to enter the ongoing Haiku competition with the chance of winning a book: https://steemit.com/poetry/@steemswede/haiku-contest-write-the-best-haiku-poem-and-win-a-book

Lol, kudos for the video recital dude!!

Figured everyone knew sorta how I looked from my art so it wouldn't cause too much injury lookin' at my ugly mug.. :D

my upvote is also with U,dude)

<3 thanks mr.green!

Bernie is hilarious, lol

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