I woke up kind of delirious to have @iamjamie knocking on my door with Kai (Her son) and some Coco Pop Crispy Square things (Not trademarked yet, please don't steal the name...) She asked if I wanted some and I replied, "MUHHHHH!" mainly because I was still asleep. But I did say to her that I'd come up in ten minutes to devour her chocolate thingymabobbies...

An hour later (Thai time. Don't hate, meditate. Or if you've got an anger issue; discombobulate...) I did the thriller dance up the steps to Jamie's. I played with Kai, ate some brownies and embarrassed myself on @kenistyles' live video stream. After that I went back downstairs and stared at my computer until I realised it was time for me to plug in my controller and start the game of life.

Soon after doing nothing for a while I realised it was time for me to grab some lunch. So I went to the Pad Thai lady down the road and said to her, "Hey bitch! You better start cooking some Pad Thai for me, and if you don't make it veganable imma slap yo ass!"

I'm not that cool; I actually waved my arms in full on frantic mode and stuttered something along the lines of, 'Can I have a Pad Thai please? But with no egg or meat in it please? Yes Mrs Patterson thank you!!!'

The Pad Thai lady whipped it up, threw it at me like a barman in the wild west serving a beer and told me to get out of her fucking sight. I skipped back down the road with my vegan something in my hand ready to eat vegan food and judge everyone else for not doing the same. However when I got back I was treated with the worst situation that could possibly happen in the world! (If I was a professional clickbaiter I would probably say something like 'OMG!!!! You wouldn't believe what happened to me after I opened my food to eat!')

Basically, the fucknugget put egg in my Pad Thai. I debated to myself whether I should just eat around the egg like a guy who has a girlfriend with a bush like Holly Wolloughby, but then I thought there may be traces of egg that I may eat inadvertently, so I did what any independent man would do and asked Keni. He told me to go back and swap it for one with no egg.

So here is the moment I became an arsehole; I strutted back to the Pad Thai lady and went, "Oi, You, NAHHHHH!" (A lot of Harry Enfield references today...) And asked for her to whip me up another Pad Thai, sans le...er...egg.

She was happy to do so, and I ate my food with a semi smile on my face.

The view from my room. Apart from the mountains, I think the metal bars make it feel very homey...

Before I knew it I had to get ready for work again. It was the last class, so I bought a five pack of Ferrero Rochers armed with the knowledge that there were six students in the class, and most of them rock up late. So I wrote on this on the board and waited for them to react:

There are SIX students and only FIVE Ferrero Rocher's. When you see this come up to me and claim your Ferrero Rocher. The last person will not get a Ferrero Rocher and will have to sit in the corner and cry, wondering what could have been...

Only no fucker understood what was going on. After fifteen minutes most of the students were in and went straight on their phones. I said to them three separate times if they had read the board. Most of them half read it, smiled and went back on their phones. After ten more minutes I ended up explaining every word to them and as there were only five students in the classroom, they came up one by one to claim their Ferrero Rocher, rendering the whole game pointless...

The sixth girl came in and I told her to cry. She laughed, (They never fucking listen...) And I carried on with the class. Nothing else interesting happened in the class apart from when I asked a question to them and no-one answered, I started singing 'What is the answer, what is the answer?' To the tune of 'I'm a survivor' by Destinys Child. A job well done I'd say...

I'm a survivor
Lady Godiva
a deep sea diver
change for a fiver

Then came the vegan dinner. I went back to Bee Vegan and had to endure some 'enlightened' British guy talking loudly to the girl on his table how he was so in tune with his senses and how 'spatially aware' he was. I wished I was as cool as he was while I ordered a Massaman Curry. I love my Massaman, but I like the pork and potato combo, so it was going to be interesting how this one turned out...

Just as Merlin The Spatially Aware Dickhead was saying passionately how he found it incredible that his kindergarten students were capable of comprehending that they can get away with things at school that they wouldn't be able to get away with at home, my food was plopped on my table. It was a'ight, but the Penang Curry I had the day before was much better though...

Finally I gorged on chocolate when I got home because I have no self control. Might do some washing tomorrow, and that's probably it...

Cost So Far

I want to keep tally (for me as well as you) about what I've bought over the month and how much it cost. To give you an idea I round up 50 baht to the Pound. If you are dealing with Dollars it is around 35, but round it down to 30 to make it easier to tally up...

Day 3: (Still got fruit in el frigo, so no need to buy breakfast)
Pad Thai from Pad Thai Lady - 30 Baht
Massaman Curry and brown rice - 65 Baht
Enduring Merlin - Free, but I did die a little inside...

Today's Total: 95 Baht

Overall Total: 630 Baht

Day four will have a dinner with @kenistyles and @iamjamie so stay tuned for that I guess the message is...