So I sent my pic "Still Life With Dildo" to my Mom on accident

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

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Earlier today I posted this pic to Steemit- https://steemit.com/funny/@lilycampbell/still-life-with-dildo

Sent it to "me" I thought, via SMS to save it back to my phone after removing it.

I got this text back.

My Mom said, after I immediately explained, laughing, about the accident and it containing a giant black dildo,

"Lol I was just going to ask what it was. Lol but I thought maybe I shouldn't lol"

I love my Mom.


Check out these other Steem articles I wrote this week on sexy subjects:
Ten Female Masturbation Methods You Might Not Know About (Written By A Woman)
Pornhub Gives You Free Premium Access When You're On Your Period
Forbes- How SpankChain, An X-Rated Blockchain, Wants To Be Porn Stars Go-To Cryptocurrency (I'm in this piece)

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Amazing. I thought I was dirty texting my husband and it turned out to be my bff once. We never speak of it. lol

I once got texted by "Jack" about this girl he wanted to date and replied as tactfully as I could that I wasn't his 'Jill.'

Though I think the thickest texter was the father who thought he was texting his son...

Omg, that is the funniest thing I have read all day. Thank you. Going to follow you, I think you have a great sense of humor.

This is so funny. I like your sense of humor and the honesty in your posts. I'm glad I found you on here Lilly.

Okay, that is HILARIOUS, and I think I love your mom.

CANDLE

That is HILARIOUS!

Haha. Hilarious

And your mom is how old?