There I was sat in my kitchen having sardines on toast. When armed police raided my house. Can you believe this? Then one of the armed police officers said to me "Why have you got Gordon Ramseys chopped severed head on your kitchen table for?"
I thought to myself why not. Then I said to the armed police officer "Why not, I thought I would use Gordon Ramseys chopped severed head for my toast rack!"
P.s Do you not think that Gordon Ramsey has a forehead like a toast rack?