For some reason I found this email exchange very entertaining...this student had determined in his head that the debating coordinator must have been male.
Student
Hello Sir, I have put my name down for debating this year, but un-fortunetly due to no reminders (not informed) I was not able to come to the meeting today at lunch. My name is blank and I would like to continue debating though I could not make it. Can I still be able to participate in debating? If so I would like to ask politely for the debating information I was due to recieve today. Thank-you and I honestly say it was not read in the messeges today, from tommorow I will keep my eyes peeled on the internet messeges.
Thank-you
TEACHER
The meeting is set for lunchtime Tuesday (tomorrow) don’t stress.
Mrs blank
Student
Oh, sorry sir but I can't make it tommorow I have a meeting for the Drama Acting for the Musical Trio at lunch is it possible I could still recieve the information?
Thank-you in advance
TEACHER
That should be fine – you can find me in the senior centre staffroom
Mrs blank
Student
When sir, today? You accidently wrote Mrs blank.