Share some jokes

in funny •  8 years ago 

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Folks these days I think people don't joke enough by that I mean people are too serious.Is that a good or bad thing?I have no idea.But you can always make someone(😏) smile after telling him/her(wink) a joke.It would certainly increase your chances.If you know what I mean.Anyways back to the topic.I would end this topic by sharing a joke to you guys!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Now I wont ask you guys to upvote or re esteem because you guys yourself know the importance of sharing happiness

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This was forwarded to me earlier today 😂😂😂

A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”
He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”
The bartender looks confused but gives him another beer.
This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, “When are you going to pay for these beers?”
The man answers, “Now the problems start!”

Boy you earned my follow

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