Shower Thoughts
- Bill Gates' kids have never had the experience of trying to walk your parents through something simple on a computer.
- People in the future are going to think that a "manual" is a car that you drive, and an "automatic" is a car that drives itself.
- How many more oranges would you have eaten in your life if you did not have to peel them?
- Before cameras were invented, people had never seen themselves with their eyes closed.
- What if there was Captcha for starting a car to prevent the drunk from driving? (Actually, that's brilliant)
- The difference between a stalker and a private investigator is money.
- Brushing our teeth is the only time we clean our skeleton!
- Church is like one big book club.
- The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
- Humans constructed the idea of an afterlife because we can't actually fathom a world in which we do not exist.
- Playing a remastered game is like playing it the way it is in your memories.
- The Titanic's pool is STILL filled with water.
- We are all the result of some dude's orgasm.
- Why do people say "slept like a baby" when babies typically wake up every couple of hours?
- Amazon should have an option where you get to decide if you want your package to require a signature or not.
- In just 1 second, around 241 years are experienced by everyone on Earth cumulatively.
- There should be a captcha for when you want to buy things, not for robots, but in case you’re drunk. (Another one)
- Deaf people must get really good sleep.
- There are certain fees that go along with adopting a child, so essentially you’re just buying a kid.
- Prisoners can receive prison sentences for over 100+ years. In the future if medical technology advances enough, would the person be kept alive to serve their full sentence?
- Space must be just some small part of a sub-atomic particule in a realm of giants.
- Memes are like comedy from the blockchain as opposed to centralized Comedian.
- If you melt ice cream is it then considered a soup?
- None of us appreciate enough the fact that our hair doesn't feel pain.
- There's a chance you're the star of a reality show and everyone in your life are just acting alá The Truman Show.
- If my goal is to fail, and I succeed. Which one did I do?
- If I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
- When you dip a cookie in milk, does the milk become a sauce?
- Is a Hotdog a Sandwich?
- Everyone has been pi years old at one point.
