All Tobasco
I'm not sure if the cook was being lazy or truly didn't know how to prepare a hot wing to the standards I'd consider to be the right way. I mean, I paid for the damn things, and I was hungry, so of course I ate them. Never had problems there before.
I'm not usually one to make a scene and start complaining either. I worked in a restaurant for a time and I know what happens to the food that gets sent back. I didn't feel like eating hot wings that were rinsed off and resauced, if you know what I mean.
Had I known I'd be attempting to fill an Olympic-size swimming pool with shit later on, I would have covered them with a few napkins and pretended to be full.
Instead of attempting to describe how this "hot sauce" turned into a steady stream of fire coming out of my ass, I decided to produce this image to better explain my situation.
I'll spare you the details because I'm sure you've been there before.
Though the image looks far more beautiful than my experience, I still think it does a fine job of explaining. Just use your imagination to fill in the gaps.
Anyway, I'm happy to report, my condition has improved. I'm not sure if I'll be going back to that place, but if I do, I'll be sure to keep you all well informed of any future shitty experiences I encounter.
I do have a similar story about a time in the bathroom of a Greyhound bus, but I think I'll save that one for a special occasion.
I hope you all have a great day and I thank you for coming along to hear about this very important, blog worthy, moment of my life.
Ciao!
lmao.
looking forward to another shitty experience :)
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I have many shitty experiences to talk about. Life isn't always about those perfect shits that don't even need to be wiped. Sometimes shit can be a struggle and I'm here to help support those who need help coping with their shit. I will not sleep until the shit settles.
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Well said....you're hilarious bdw!
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Hey! Awesome! Much of what I post here is comedy based so if you enjoyed this... it's safe to say you'll like the rest. Thanks for the support and welcome to this mess of a thing I call a blog some days.
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Your image reminds me that diarrhea would be a very pretty name if it did not represent what the wings did to you.
LOL
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Actually, yeah! When you remove all meaning, it sounds really nice. I see my two word joke did a fine job of being funny as well. Good stuff! I've been taking this concept of a shit post to new heights each time. Toilet humor has found a home on Steemit.com.
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You should be very proud. You will forever be known as the first to bring toilet humor to the blockchain. Again LOL, and actually that's a great thing to be known for! Toilet humor appeals to the 12 year old tomboy that still lives in my heart, hee hee. My daughter recently asked in a very haughty tone "Why is it that the dinner conversation in this house always degenerates into bodily functions?" My response was that someday she'll have her own house and she can have very serious (and very boring) table talk there, but as long as she's under our roof, she'll have to deal with discussions about farts. And that's that. True story. ;)
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I think I've done nearly every form of off color humor I can think of, multiple times. No flags so that's a good sign.
I could probably write a few essays on things I care about... but I couldn't even get through a bug report without making it fizzle pop first. I just like having fun. I only live once and I don't want to spend it being concerned about the things I can't change on my own.
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"It burns" I was laughing already, but that was a perfect finish ;)
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