Madness: How To Multitask Like An Idiot

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here once more
and you know what?
I don't know what day it is, where I am, or any of that fancy stuff!

madness.jpeg
Madness

Word on the street tells me there's some kind of a "color challenge" going on right here at Steemit dot com. I don't know what the hell that means and I certainly hope this isn't about race.

If it is a race, I'd say I'm still a fast runner, though I haven't been chased by anything lately to know for sure.

Apparently

Each and every day, people show off their photos. One day it's a red photo, the next day it's orange. Something like that.

I don't have time for rules though, nor do know what day it is or why.

So

I decided to create that image up there using every magic digital crayon in my imaginary box of tricks. Now I'm set for the week. I am what they call a genius.

This gives me more time to focus on other hobbies, like sitting on that one bench in the park while I eat a jam sandwich and get it all over my shirt. I also enjoy bird watching. Big Bird is my favorite.

I Made Pancakes the Other Day

That doesn't have anything to do with anything though.

Here Are a Few Other Images I Produced Similar to the One Above

(One above? No, I don't mean God)

FuzzyWuzzyWasAWas - Copy.jpeg
Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Was

Two Ducks Fucking - Copy.jpeg
Two Ducks Fucking

Thats Life Sonny Boy - Copy.jpeg
That's Life Sonny Boy

Bell Ringer Copy.jpeg
Bell Ringer

The Gift.jpeg
The Gift

Conclusion

I like turtles.

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Hello I'm using your madness as wallpaper.
I hope you don't mind? I find it absolutely incredible. Maybe you should develop an app and sell them. That's just me thinking out loud.

I'm sure many use my work as wallpapers. That's one of the reasons why I offer up fairly high quality images on most occasions. When it comes to selling them, I'm content earning what I earn here. I do hold on to the files I use for production, and can offer a much higher quality version for printing purposes. Those I sell, but not many are interested in purchasing. As long as things are going well here, and enough people recognize the quality and vote, I'm happy enough.

But what about the pancakes?!! Great new art, love all the wild colors. And I'm pretty hip to the color challenge, so I should know. Thanks for some more great art and wordsmithing to match. Turtles are hip too...

Turtle Power!

You sure know how to "Get It Done", whatever "it" is. In this case the ColorChallenge. People put their week's worth of images in a collage after 7 days. Here, you just dispense with all that finagling and delay. "Get It Done!" "That Guy" would be proud!

I just balled it all up and threw it in a pile. One big multitasker salad. Getting bored though. Time to multitask something else.

You do move on to the next thing really well, rather than staying in place!

I suck at multitasking when it comes to the internet. nice artwork

It's not easy, but I think I have this fancy multitasking stuff all figured out. Three jam sandwiches later and I'm still patting myself on the back.

Lol. I could use a sandwich right now. Thanks for the idea


I have the perfect soundtrack to your art! 😄

That's a great video. I tried strumming my art but it seems defective. Sound simply won't come out of it no matter how hard I try. Thanks though. This song is a nice touch.

Haha, im actually kind of glad to hear that. Resteemed👍🏻

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

ROFL hahahahaha :D
my fav is the ducks
following!

Awesome! Thanks.

Strange but Nice!!!!

Strange is nice!

You definitely got more colors than the rainbow in there!! It will work for every day. What color jam did you mess on your shirt? A photo of it might work for one of the days!!

I like that strawberry stuff. Best part is, I save money because I don't have to buy shirts that already come with colors or fancy prints on them! Genius!

Clever!!

I had a turtle once. He was kind of boring and bit me. Set him free in the river. Nice to see all the bright colors. Getting all those color challenge days into one piece of art is a brilliant idea.

Turtles are great when they don't act up and start being jerks. We don't have wild turtles here, just smelly ones in aquariums. As for the colors, a huge time saver for everyone would be to just take a photo of a rainbow, then kick back and drink beer all week knowing the work is finished!

Top 2 are my favourites, excellent!!

Thanks @daveks. I haven't done one of this style in a little while. Just thought I'd put the new one at the top in with a few older images for good measure. I think I have a few more I could have put here, but I don't want you all going over your data limits!

third one had an outline of peace. The middle was disturbing. Very impressive work Turtle-Man

Thanks! People are free to interpret my work however they see fit. When it comes to disturbing images, have a look at my blog! It's jammed with insanity! Enjoy.

The conclusion was just as good as I used to write them during my exams some years ago. Thank you for reminding me.

Hey! No problem. Glad I could help!
I just take a different approach to showing off my art than most. That's all this was. Showing off my latest production all while looking for a few cheap laughs.

You got me. Nice art btw. I want to start doing art aswell, but I have no idea where to start. I want to do something with crazy color like yours. But i'm freaking lost.

Well, there's no sense spending big money on an art production suite right off the bat. Google "best free art programs" and have a look at what's available for free. Be prepared to spend a lot of time working on it. Never worry about what others are going to think of you or your art, just go for it. Finally, my last bit of advice... add some personality to your posts. Don't be afraid to stand out.

Thank you! I was thinking more like painting and not digital art. It was your use of color that inspired me :) I will stand out! Watch me ;)

Painting is great and there are many artists here who breakdown how they did certain things and why. Some very helpful people.

Cool! Here on steemit?

Yup. Just select the art tag on the right hand side when you're out browsing the feeds and look for the artists.

There's something decidedly dirty about Fuzzy Wuzzy!

I don't know what you're talking about! Or maybe, I do!

You know... You're the guy that did it!

Yeah sure, blame me! My hand slipped!

LOLOL... That's what SHE said!

you mean how to multitask like me?
cause multitasking like an idiot is a breeze for me...

I multitask as much as possible. Like just now! I used every finger to type this instead of just one!

proud of you!

well done!

That's it? No participation award? But I worked so hard!

Is my absense of appreciation not reward enough?

I was hoping for a sticker that I could put on my refrigerator. Something that says, "Good Job!" A few stars and maybe a thumbs up. Scratch n' sniff would be a nice touch. I prefer root beer.

oh that I put it in the mail an hour ago...
ps. please inbox me mailing adress

I think you're supposed to put the address on the envelope before you drop it in the box. Maybe that's just the Canadian way though. I don't know!

I made waffles.

From scratch or the kind you pop in the toaster?

Add water, shake and pour.

I tried making waffles once in a similar fashion. I gave up though. I can't seem to the make all the squares the same size. Some ended up being circles. I was so ashamed. Never again.

I had the same problem with turtles. ;-)

LOL!

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