Reporting LIVE!
Today I'm on location within the confines of my very own blog. It's a happy place full of strange images and fucked up jokes. A place where everybody knows my name and half of the time they probably think I'm insane.
The topic for today is, "Morons," and is based on my opinion which leads me to the first natural fuck up most people face when entering this realm of uncertainty called life.
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. Try not to stink up the place.
I'll be Frank with you. Sometimes Frank is an asshole. Just know, because I have an opinion, this does not make me special. The same goes for you, even if your name is not Frank. You see, nobody here is under any obligation to agree with you or even give a shit about what you have to say. This is normal and happens everywhere.
Real World Example:
Hi, I'm Frank and I'm at the movie theater. I do not approve of the movie and will not shut up about it. One hundred people told me to "shush" and now I'm pouting while someone is dragging me out by the arm. I can't seem to figure out why because I am a stupid asshole.
Now I'm on facebook telling everyone how that establishment treats white people. What else could it be? They all liked my comment so that must mean I'm right and therefore I will not change my behavior. My mission in life now, is to burn the place down. Nobody can treat me like that, I have rights too! My friends who weren't there agree.
Online World Example:
Hi, I'm Frank and I'm blogging on Steemit. I do not approve of my rewards because I am the best and only receive pennies. The world is flat, why doesn't anyone listen to me? I should be a millionaire by now. I'm offering everyone the truth. I heard it on Youtube the other day. These people must be in on this round earth conspiracy. My favorite Youtuber warned me about this. These "Steemians" are my sworn enemies now and I hate everyone. This new conspiracy about how the entire community is against me will be my new topic. I keep trying to tell everyone how much I hate them and how evil they are. All they do is flag me, so I must be right. Clearly, they are trying to silence me.
The truth cannot be silenced!
It's easy for someone like me to figure out why they flag me, because I am the only member here who knows anything. These people are so naive. Look at them, plotting new ways to harm my rewards. Next, I'm going to create a bot that flags everyone. Then I'll start spamming, because everyone pays attention to spam. That's why it earned it's very own category on every email service since the 90's. Then everyone will see how smart I truly am and vote for me. It's common sense. They will have no choice but to listen to me. I will take over this flat world and own all the Steem! I should start rapping too.
Yes MOM, I made my bed! I'm not yelling! No! No! What! No! I'll finish it later! Mom! I'll finish it later! Don't shut off the wifi! Mom! No! I'm not watching those videos again! No! Mom! I'll get a job tomorrow! Mom! No! This isn't fair! I'll tell dad! Mom! I'll tell dad! Yes! I did so! I always take my pills mom! Mom! I'll tell dad!
To Conclude
The morons are not fooling anyone. I am sorry about those two examples. I tried to find better morons, but unfortunately, around here, they are few and far between. When one appears though, they tend to stand out like a sore thumb at the thumbs up their asses convention.
If you encounter a moron, it's best to simply laugh at them. They like that sort of thing. Never turn your back on a moron though. Usually, the moron will do the most moronic things when nobody is watching. Strangely enough, once the moron has been removed and no longer has an audience, that is when the moron thinks they are getting the most attention. Clearly, they are missing a portion of their brain. It's not your job to help them find it. Do not waste your time attempting to do so.
Basically, if you find yourself having to deal with a moron, just pretend it is opposite day. If they are trying to make you angry, laugh. If they want you to be sad, be happy. This will create short circuits within their brain function causing it to stop functioning completely, instead of partially.
I will leave it at that. I do hope this moronic bit of information helps you find success in life some day. I hope you too will be able to come out of a moronic situation on top and unscathed. Until then, I wish you all the best!
This has been an @nonameslefttouse The Writer/Artist Himself Special Saturday Report 
Disclaimer: I am not a trained moron handler, this was only an opinion based on experience and should not be used as a guide or official government document.
Yesterday I was flagged. I was, like, ooh, ooh, I must BE somebody now, to be flagged. But then @sift666 told me everybody had been flagged. I was most deflated.
{sings} I go around in the summertime, saying "how about this heat"
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Yeah, those flags don't bother me. Delusional trolls humor me. I wanted to talk about it. Instead I just flagged their copy/pasted nonsense that went on for about an hour. Then I flagged the post they made that included the youtube video made in my honor. Then others did as well because apparently we don't troll here. That person will cry censorship now. I think my favorite part was when they told me the entire would would laugh at me... but, isn't that what I do here?
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What do you mean the world isn't flat? Are you a moron?
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Look closer. Notice how the picture of the earth looks like this ----> O <--- That's round.
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I've only had to deal with 3 trolls since joining Steemit and I'm pretty proud of the fact that I've out-trolled the trolls...with love, hugs, and lots of rainbow and unicorn gifs. LOL
Shit happens. Thank goodness I'm wash & wear. ;)
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Just go have a look at the 'new' tab. See the user spamming away? That's my new pet troll..or is it a pet retard? Either way...all mine!
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Well I'm pretty sure I know who you're troll is, either it's an angry mentally unhinged teenage girl with an obsession or...I'm at a loss for the 'or' in this scenario. Triggered a troll...that might have been your biggest understatement EVER. I admit I'm at a loss as to what to do, engaging will only guarantee it continues as they obviously don't care about doing well here.
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I think they might be manic. There's nothing that can be considered normal about that one. Usually, they set the bots loose to continuously flag until every post comes up greyed out. I'm not taking the inaction personally though. I didn't even say anything wrong to that moron. I was just being honest. When people act like that, then have trouble accepting the idea that they've made a mistake, then continue on making things worse for themselves... it's usually a sign of psychopathy. Unfortunately, if that's the case, there's nothing anyone here can do to help.
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It's definitely not personal, before this crazy person started on you they were spamming a few other things and only a couple were greyed out, otherwise it's being ignored it seems. Someone like this, it's most likely better to completely ignore them, they'll find a new obsession and forget about steemit. I'm just glad they don't know who you are, or I might worry about your safety! Yikes.
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I've dealt with far worse things in life. I'm not worried about my safety at all. I do like to keep most of my identity private here. That's normal, or at least, I think it is. When I managed three shifts and a total crew of nearly forty people, none of them knew where I lived. I didn't give them my personal phone number. They didn't think any less of me, so why should anyone here. That's how I see it.
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Oh, I agree. I have only one steemit/life crossover, but they also like their privacy here. I may be a little less reclusive than you however, none of the crew knew your phone number? That's exceptional somehow, ha!
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We have an asshole and a tp monster, I think steemit is complete ;) Look at it this way, you performed a necessary sacrifice to spare others from making the mistake of commenting to that psycho, LOL. Hopefully you're working on something, I have a day with my folks and brother, but I'll be checking in later.
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I had to check and see if psycho was still targeting you, but nope the tp monster has a new target called neoxian, who happily has bots. Looks like psycho met its match, I predict bye bye is in its future, ha!
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I was watching the latest meltdown. I got a good chuckle out of that one. I don't think those are neoxian's bots though. Those flag bots were put in place to combat spam.
It's intriguing studying that troll though. They do something worth getting flagged, then they get flagged... then... they respond as if the flag came first. It's like their short term memory is shot. I doubt anyone can actually be that stupid. I'm about 70% sure it's mental illness. Which like I said before... it's too bad nobody can help.
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We must learn to love the moron, as the reflection of our own capacity for the moronic. :-)
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I love my pet moron! It's been giving me a lot of free advertising today... I feel my writing here was too sloppy and rushed though. I was trying too hard to be funny when in reality I was a tad bit ticked off.
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Yeah... I could have done better here. I'm currently being trolled and I didn't feel like mentioning names or being specific. Rather than being pissed off, I just wrote about morons. Call it therapy.
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I got it handled. @ramta is no longer supporting the crazy one. I had to bide my time on this one, but I knew I was going to have an opportunity for justice, and voila. ;) No one messes with my friends, LOL.
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That's good. Nobody deserves to get duped. I saw how they continued to play the victim role. Skeptic is doing the same thing with his little tangent. These people are fucked in the head.
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So I got a lovely comment from the crazy one (if lovely means full of rage and spewing vomit) I didn't respond. he/she put up a post about it, though more vague than usual, it got muted twice and....now they are posting they're "Before I leave steemit" post, WOOT WOOT, Buh Bye!!
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Jeeze, okay now it's handled. The big boys have told crazy to leave and will just keep downvoting their posts if they don't, haha! I'm glad I got involved this time though, I can't stand the thought of them doing it to one person after another.
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That person has a disorder...
Trolls usually don't act like that. This one is bouncing around from aggressive to victim all while guided by delusions. It's obvious at this point what's really going on there. Anyone who speaks to them, no matter what they say, will get attacked next.
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I think I started the party too soon. I am now officially the focus of the lunatic...wow it's strange to see my name on a post like that, haha!
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Hey, I need you to go over to the tpmonster's page. I saw that this idiot's rep was suddenly up at fifty and they were starting to make money, discovered they'd garnered sympathy by putting up a couple of People are out to get me and I want to die' posts and attracted the interest of a smaller whale. Inside the first of the steemcleaners posts I found this whale asking if someone would please explain if this person had done something wrong. So I explained. I'm not asking you to comment on it, just read it so you know what's up.
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