Meanwhile, at Starfleet...

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Starfleet, stardate 54145.00681760546

"Mr. Sulu, ready to start. Route 5.3354.1054. Warp 9.9 speed."

"9.9, captain?!"

"Problems, lieutenant?"

"No, captain. Warp 9.9 speed"

"Engine room to captain!"

"Tell me, Scott."

"We can't go at warp 9.9 speed, captain!"

"We need to get to the Trappist Empire as soon as we can, Scotty! They have been hammered by human ads since XXI century. Now they are at the end of their rope. We have to avoid a war!"

"I can't assure you that the engines will make it."

"Do your best, Scotty."

;)

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