I just HAD to post this...as I got a good laugh.
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Translation: Girl- "Why is he so angry?" Friend "Quiet, people are watching" Man "I AM angry...You burnt my rice! Of course I am angry" Girl "I burnt your rice on purpose...You don't deserve fresh rice. I should make you eat rice uncooked" Man: "That's it...I am taking away your cooking privileges," Girl: "Good! Cuz I don't like cooking rice for you anyway. You make such a mess when you eat. You are a filthy person." Man: "Filthy? You think I am filthy? You are the one who refuses to wash my clothes." Woman: "Wash your own Clothes." Man: "What about the cats? Do you want me to tell all these people about the cats? " Woman " You must have forgotten to take your medication...those aren't cats, they are RABBITS! RABBITS YOU FOOL" Friend "Shh...Don't talk about the rabbits...You know how I feel when I hear anything about rabbits. And you know how he reacts when you talk about rabbits" Man "What is she talking about? Rabbits? I know a cat when I see one...that was a cat! See? Let me show you a picture." Man approaches woman and friend raises hand with a photo of an actual rabbit...and man jumps back in terror Man "Witch! You carry a picture of a rabbit just to intimidate me?" (other man) "Give me that picture. No rabbits are allowed at this train station." (approaches woman to snatch photo) Woman "You call me a witch? RABBIT! RABBIT" (woman flashes rabbit photo and the man rises inexplicably into the air) Woman: "See what happens when you show him pictures of rabbits? His friend is the same way! He is scared of mice though" Woman: "Oh, I see. Hmmm, let me think." (she briefly thinks and then raises her other hand as man approaches her. He sees she has a picture of a mouse and frantically falls to the ground" The woman drops the picture of the rabbit and begins to look around for the photo. Then she drops the picture of the mouse. Man "Your friend can't even hold onto a photograph...She probably cooks rice like you!" Woman "How dare you! You know she can't cook rice and is taking special education for that issue. It is not a disability! Lots of people can't cook rice! And lots of people are scared of rabbits and mice!" Man "RICE" Woman "Rabbit" Man "RICE" other woman" screaming "I CAN COOK RICE! I CAN I CAN...I love rabbits...I love mice (man falls down) Woman looks at her hands again, forgetting the pictures of rabbits and mouse are gone and she begins screaming. Table falls because startled man (dressed in black) pushes table over which causes other things to fall over. Woman screams in terror and rage because she has lost her rabbit and mouse pictures. Woman friend is scared because her friend never leaves home without her rabbit and mouse picture. Ends with woman shouting/screaming "RICE RICE RICE" Moral of the story? Learn to cook rice.