A friend came to my house last Wednesday and I had a bottle of beer in my hand. And he was like hey dude!
Me: hey friend.
Friend: what do you have in your hand?
Me: a bottle of beer .
Friend: Oh I see how long have you been drinking beer?
Me: Coming 15th May 2018 will be my 32 years
Friend: How many bottles do you drink a day?
Me: 4 or 5 bottles a day.
Friend: How much is a bottle?
Me:$5
And he was serious! And he goes like oh do you know you could be driving in Range Rover or a Ferrari?
I said no.
Me: Can I ask you a question?
Friend: Yes.
Me: Do you drink?
Friend: No.
Me: And where is your Range Rover or Ferrari?
Hahahahahaha 😂
Mind your business dude. Don't always think you know everything.
Thank you very much