Common phrases of the characteristics of employees and their true meaning

in funny •  8 years ago 


‣ Dynamic employee - always somewhere gads.

‣ Has representational skills - fun lies.

‣ sociable - a lot of pats on the phone.

‣ It belongs to the work as the main priority in life - so ugly that even a woman can not find.

‣ sociable - supports every booze.

‣ Independent worker - one does not know what he was doing.

‣ Live mind - always ready excuses.

‣ has suspended judgment - does not make decisions.

‣ rational approach to complex tasks - is able to push hard work on the other.

‣ show attention to detail - slowpoke.

‣ Has leadership skills - at meetings shouts the loudest.

‣ Has a sense of humor - knows a lot of obscene jokes.

‣ Focuses on career development - for a career ready for any podlyanku.

‣ faithful interests of the company - a donkey that work anywhere else can not find.

‣ strive to improve - the staff treats beer.

‣ It is of great value to the company - as a rule, is to work on time.

‣ quiet nature - sleeping on the job.

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