My dentist told me he had good news and bad news.
I said, 'Give me the bad news first. Maybe the good news will cheer me up.'
'Well, you need a root canal,' he started, 'and complete lower bridgework. It's going to cost about $3,000.'
'Ouch!' I exclaimed. 'What's the good news?'
'The good news,' he beamed, 'is that I shot a hole-in-one yesterday.'
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