A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
Thanks for your entry, but this is an old joke.
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I don't get it but since there's no cock or shit mentioned, its not a cock and bull story
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