Read 100+ Funny And Crazy Quotes For Instagram 2021

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In this pandemic period, let’s take a break and read some crazy and funny quotes which will make you laugh.

Read And Share These Funny Quotes

“The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.”

– Eminem

“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

“It’s crazy how fast time flies and how things progress.”

– Nathan Chen

“I’m crazy, and I don’t pretend to be anything else.”

– Calvin Klein

“The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.”

– John McAfee

“Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.”

– Charles Bukowski

“The more you embrace the weird crazy things about you, the more you find your tribe.”

– Jinkx Monsoon

“Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness. And they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy… or they become legend.”

– Jim Harrison

“If we weren’t all crazy, we’d just go insane.”

– Jimmy Buffett

“I want to stay humble, but I have to talk because the other guys talk too much, and… I understand the crazy power the UFC PR machine has.”

– Khabib Nurmagomedov

“There’s no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there’s no excuse for boredom, ever.”

– Viggo Mortensen

“You can only do what you can do in this world. If you start thinking of all the white noise out there, I think you’ll go crazy.”

– Scott Eastwood

Don’t Miss These Short Crazy Quotes

“Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.”

– William Tecumseh Sherman

“My parents would always tell you that I was the crazy princess growing up. I was a drama queen.”

– Mallory Jansen

“I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.”

– Zsa Zsa Gabor

“If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.”

– Hunter S. Thompson

“Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.”

– Nora Ephron

“Everybody points their finger at me and says that I’m the crazy guy and this thug.”

– Nick Diaz

“My work ethic is crazy. I’m a producer, an artist, and a video director.”

– Travis Scott

“I like anime, but one of my favorite animes, and one of the most popular animes out there – Dragon Ball Z. That’s the one that I watch the most. I don’t watch all the crazy stuff like Bleach, One Piece.”

– Bryson Tiller

“I may be crazy, but that don’t make me wrong.”

– Marsha P. Johnson

“Crazy people don’t sit around wondering if they’re nuts.”

– Jake Gyllenhaal

“Of course I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.”

– Robert Anton Wilson

“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”

– Albert Einstein

“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”

– Unknown

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